The 12 days of Christmas Tucan Style
This is dedicated to our fearless, selfless and magic tongued Tour Leader Kirsty from all of us on the Central American Tucan Tour 06/07 (proudly composed by yours truly...presented to Kirsty in strong voice on Christmas Day)
On the first day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a ride in a sweaty chicken busÂ
On the second day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a two hour wait and a  .
On the third day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us three rums and cokeÂ
On the fourth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a four legged IguanaÂ
On the fifth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a five star hotelÂ
On the sixth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us six am startsÂ
On the seventh day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us seven holy knickersÂ
On the eighth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us eight vomiting touristsÂ
On the ninth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us nine crowing roostersÂ
On the tenth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us ten Bimbo cakesÂ
On the eleventh day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us eleven mozzie bitesÂ
On the twelfth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a 12 inch black cock-a-too...
Some hidden meanings in some of these...probably not fit for publishing!

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home