This blog will cover my trip to Central America 13 Dec 06 to 9 Jan 07

Sunday, December 24, 2006

The 12 days of Christmas Tucan Style

This is dedicated to our fearless, selfless and magic tongued Tour Leader Kirsty from all of us on the Central American Tucan Tour 06/07 (proudly composed by yours truly...presented to Kirsty in strong voice on Christmas Day)

On the first day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a ride in a sweaty chicken bus…

On the second day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a two hour wait and a ….

On the third day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us three rums and coke…

On the fourth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a four legged Iguana…

On the fifth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a five star hotel…

On the sixth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us six am starts…

On the seventh day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us seven holy knickers…

On the eighth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us eight vomiting tourists…

On the ninth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us nine crowing roosters…

On the tenth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us ten Bimbo cakes…

On the eleventh day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us eleven mozzie bites…

On the twelfth day of Christmas our Tour Guide gave to us a 12 inch black cock-a-too...

Some hidden meanings in some of these...probably not fit for publishing!

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